Half asleep random and proberly silly questions....meh, who cares.

Always wondered...do monkeys have love affairs with banananas or do they just like them to eat? is toast better then sliced bread? if lemmings could fly would they still have the desire to crash themselves into the ground or would they have fun with their new found wings? Is Elvis really not dead and working behind the till and fryer of one of the KFCs in brum?How drunk could you get a hamster? who knows?! Certainly not me...well apart from that there was a elvis looky likey and with the same name in kfc, nowt sure if he still there and toast is pretty handy for a breaky...Now that i am done with that i crave sleep...onwards to sl...*falls asleep and crashes on her sofa*